At least I’m consistent.
1. Vow to eat healthier.
2. Vow to cook more to facilitate eating healthier.
3. Buy lettuce or other greens despite not really liking salad. Feel guilty about buying the prewashed greens in sacks as certain they harbor e. coli, but do it anyway, because buying heads of lettuce is just a serious PITA. Decide to just wash the bagged stuff really, really well.
4. Leave salad prep until rest of dinner nearly ready, stare at wet lettuce in colander and think, “I really need a salad spinner.”
5. Look on Amazon for salad spinner. Think, “Why are salad spinners so expensive?” Don’t buy one.
6. Throw out remains of lettuce a week later.
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February 21, 2011 at 10:30 pm
Tara
1. Salad spinners are a waste. I will gladly give you mine so that you can eventually give it to someone else.
2. Switch to morning green drink – you down more nutrients without having to crunch thru nasty lettuce
February 22, 2011 at 9:30 am
Eric
This kind of sums it up: http://xkcd.com/854/