I have been going to the gym about 5x/week and eating reasonably healthy since just before Christmas, so that puts me at, what, 3 weeks? I have a trainer and everything. And if said trainer greets me again like he did today, “Ready to have fun?” I will commit an assault. Brie, you are on notice that you may have to defend me.
Because, you see, nothing about the gym is fun. Except maybe the sauna.
Things I would rather do than go to the gym – Stay late at work, floss, laundry, anything that isn’t actually painful, but mostly, sit on my butt and read. Or watch stuff on Netflix, I’m flexible.
I just made a salad for dinner. With chicken. And fat-free dressing. It was better than the one I got at Chick-fil-a last week (because that one had clearly been in the back of the fridge all day), but not nearly as good as a cheeseburger and fries. All in all, I am very tired of 1) salads with chicken, 2) yogurt, and 3) soup. Soon to be added to this list: bananas and those little clementine oranges, both of which I am buying in insanely large quantities at Costco.

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January 19, 2011 at 12:39 am
Eric
So, how about either Hubcap or Beaver’s fried chicken special for lunch tomorrow?
January 19, 2011 at 9:18 am
tara
You started before Christmas? And you go 5x/week? Holy crap.
I don’t do salads…they’re too depressing. Unless they come in a large tortilla shell, which defeats the purpose of ordering salad.
February 2, 2011 at 10:23 pm
misslola2010
Just call me if arrested. Fun things at gym could include ridiculous girls who wear makeup and freak out when they sweat too much. Include as many bitchy and catty comments as possible to make time more bearable at gym. But you rock on the gym 5x a week!!